Golden Sun Questionnaire
…I am incapable of love in most cases. So I shall leave this to be answered by… whoever.

AND THAT’S WHY I’M HERE NOW. WITH COMMENTARY! DON’T WORRY, FOLKS. I PLAYED THE FIRST TWO GAMES… somehow… SO I KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!
1. The first character I first fell in love with liked:
Dad. He’s like… some other me. Except I’m much more awesome.
I resent that. I’m more awesome. FAR AND BEYOND MORE AWESOME.
No. You’re all old and wrinkly now.
WHAT.
2. The character I never expected to love like as much as I do now:
Uh… Melonhead. She’s spunky, kinda like some other Jupiter adept in the team. Except without the bitchy nagging.
…I won’t tell her if you stop calling me a kitty-dog.
No promises there.
3. The character everyone else loves likes that I don’t:
That old guy. What’s his name… Picard? I mean, come on! Not wanting to use your awesome powers to beat up people who piss you off? That’s just dumb!
This coming from someone who believes explosions are the best solutions to everything.
But they are.
4. The character I love like that everyone else hates:
Uhh… I don’t think I have any…
…I do not understand how you are supposed to answer this now. Skip it?
Skip it.
5. The character I used to love like but don’t any longer:
Isaac. Man, he used to be all cool. Nowadays, he just sits on his fat ass, writing on paper, nagging at us, and being a big fu-
…
-uuuuuunny kinda guy. Yeah.
6. The character I would totally smooch do stuff to:
Matt’s mom. Oh, man, the things I’d do to her.
That’s my mother you’re talking about!
Hell yeah, man. And she’s smokin’ hot.
7. The character I’d want to be like:
Matt’s uncle. Definitely. A badass in his own name doing hero-y shit. That’s fucking awesome and manly, man.
Ya gotta grow some balls first b’fore ya can even man up like dat pretty boy dere.
SHUT UP. I’LL SHOW YOU BALLS, ASSHOLE.
8. The character I’d slap punch burn explode:
Old… Young? Kraden. Yaps just as much as usual, and I’m still pissed off at him with that pigeon jab.
Pigeon.
‘Twas before your time. Like maybe 5 minutes before you enrolled in the team.
9. A pairing that I love like:
…Pairing?
Allow me to explain:
…Oh.
10. A pairing that I despise:
WHAT THE HELL’S WITH ALL OF THESE MATH QUESTIONS?! YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK THIS!!